50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
- audrey
- Feb 20, 2018
- 1 min read
Updated: Mar 13, 2018
Leave them while they’re sleeping
Block their number and block them on every social media with no explanation
Get your friends to tell them you’re leaving them
Make them get out of your car and drive away, leaving them stranded on the side of the road
Tell them during dinner and ask them to pay the bill afterwards
Leave them at the restaurant in the middle of dinner
Leave them on their birthday
Leave them on Valentine’s Day
Leave them on Christmas Eve
Leave them on Christmas Day while they’re opening your present
Leave them at prom
Leave them at the altar
Leave them at the airport when you’re both supposed to be going on your honeymoon
Leave them while you’re both on your honeymoon
Leave them in another country you’re both visiting
Leave them and take their beloved pet with you
Leave them but leave behind a cake for them that says “I’m Leaving You”
Leave them while driving away in their car and never bring it back
Leave them and trash their house
Leave them and expose all of their embarrassing secrets online
Leave them at the hospital while they’re getting an operation done
Leave them for their best friend
Leave them for their brother/sister
Leave them in the middle of the mall while you’re both shopping together
Leave them after they’ve bought you a really expensive gift
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